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July 10 2015

Me: So minions are supposed to work for the worst villain ever, right?
Friend: Yeah.
Me: Well.... they're working for Hollywood now. I'd say their mission's been accomplished.
Friend: FUCK!! (source: wilford-warfstache)
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One day a woman had 100 children

alpacas-with-flowercrowns:

wolf-and-kitten:

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She sadly did not have the creativity to name all of them unique names so she named each one a number from 1-100. One of them was named “one”, the next was “two” and so on all the way to one hundred. But, in a tragic accident, 99 of the children died. The only one who survived was the one named “Ninety”. Ninety eventually grew up and lived a whole life and she even had a few children of her own. One day, while Ninety’s children were playing outside, they stumbled upon a stray dog and the decided to keep it. Ninety did not want the children to have a dog so they hid it and named it “This” so that they could talk about it around their mom without her knowing. They would say “Lets go take This outside.” and things like that behind their mom’s back. One day, while Ninety’s children were not paying attention, This walks out into the middle of the street and gets hit by a car. This eventually dies and Ninety’s kids don’t tell their mother even then. No one else ever hears about This ever again.

Only Ninety’s Kids remember This.

OMG

How dare you make me read this with my own two eyes

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gwydtheunusual:

She will be okay…It’s just a stage she is going through…

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July 08 2015

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Someone's in treble.
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July 04 2015

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I am waterbendingly envious of your muthafirebending art skills you goddairbend showoff!
Ugh whatevearthbend.
a pre-sleep thought that came up last night (via thatsridicarus)

July 03 2015

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thegreenwolf:

Source (please do not remove). 

I only wish I’d come up with this myself.

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July 01 2015

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June 29 2015

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June 26 2015

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June 24 2015

I found a pun that works in both English and Spanish



Where do cats go when they die? Purrgatory.

¿De dónde van los gatos cuando mueren? Purgatorio.

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